The Musical Condom Page!

So, as twisted minds are wont to do, we started brainstorming. Then I talked to some people at work... who then started brainstorming....

This is getting worse than the old Baby Cha-Cha thing!

If you come up with a song title that is NOT on this list that you think SHOULD be, just drop me an e-mail with the title, artist, and if you want to be credited for submitting it. (duplicates will be credited to the first person to send it in.)

TIP: I'll be more inclined to accept song titles that aren't blatant; Songs like "Pennsylvania 65,000" can be suggested as 'It's not a phone number, it's a statistic!' - GRIN You get the idea.

Version 1.07 - February 19, 2005 Newest Updates will be in YELLOW.
- NUMBERS - 1812 Oveture - Tchaikovskii Credited to: gregory brown (ghbbrown@hotmail.com) - 16 Dec 2001 (Been a while, but you'd think I would have known it was Tchai... Tsha.. That old DEAD guy. Thanks!) 8 Days A Week - The Beatles	- A - Afternoon Delight All Night Long - Lionel Ritchie Credit to - Hot-Chocolate (hotchocolate67@gmail.com) - 17 Feb 2005 I don't know which is funnier, picturing AC/DC trying to sing this song or Lionel Ritchie trying to sing the AC/DC song "(She Shook me) All Night Long". All Shook Up Anticipation - Carley Simon Credit To: Mellody Brodsky [mellody@echelonservice.com] - 2 Apr 1999 Armour Hot Dogs Theme
- B - Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot Credit to - Hot-Chocolate (hotchocolate67@gmail.com) - 17 Feb 2005 I'm a child of the 80's.. How did I not think of this one? NICE! Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood And The Delaware Destroyers Credit to - Hot-Chocolate (hotchocolate67@gmail.com) - 17 Feb 2005 Holy, HELL! How did I miss this one?! THANKS! Bang Your Head - Quiet Riot Beast Of Burden - Rolling Stones Beat It - Michael Jackson Beauty And The Beast - Movie Theme Big Wooly Mammoth - Widespread Panic Credit To: Tiffany Yarbrough (tyarbrough@KATV.com) - 23 March 2004 Sorry for the LOOOONG delay - Real life's been a pain. Big Time - Peter Gabriel Credit to - Hot-Chocolate (hotchocolate67@gmail.com) - 17 Feb 2005 But, as we all know, it's what you do with it, not the size that counts. Right? Uhh... Ladies? Right? Bitch - Allansis Moresette (The) Bitch Is Back - Elton John Bizzar Love Triangle - New Order Blow The Man Down - Traditional Nautical Song Bollero - Ravel Bonanza - TV Show Theme Bugle Call 'CHARGE!' Burning Down The House - Men Without Hats	- C - California Girls - Beach Boys Can You Feel The Love Tonight? - Love Theme 'The Lion King' Can't Get Enough Of Your Love - Bad Company / Barry White Captain Jack - Billy Joel (Workin' On The) Chain Gang Chains Theme to Cheers - TV Theme: 'Where Everyone Knows Your Name' (The) Chiquita Banana Theme Song Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang - Movie Theme Song (The) Christmas Song / Chestnuts Roasting Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners Come On, Baby, Light My Fire - Doors Comfortably Numb - Led Zeppelin Credit To: Tiffany Yarbrough (tyarbrough@KATV.com) - 23 March 2004 Sorry for the LOOOONG delay - Real life's been a pain. Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse - TV Show Theme
- D - Darth Vader's Theme - Star Wars Credited to: Anna and friend (miloffee@hotmail.com) - 22 Oct 2001 (Sorry about the huge delay! Thanks!) (The) Day You Come - Powderfinger Credit To: Rod Limerick [limmers@omen.net.au] - 20 June 1999 Deck The Halls - Traditional Don't Do Me Like That - - John Couger Mellencamp Credit To: John E. Ritenour [johner1@bellsouth.net - 2 Oct 1998 Do You Want To Know A Secret - The Beatles Do You Really Want To Hurt Me - Culture Club (The) DownEaster Alexa - Billy Joel Down Under - Men At Work Credit To: Rod Limerick [limers@omen.net.au] - 20 June 1999	- E - Eat It - "Weird" Al Yankovick (The) Electric Slide Endless Love Everything She Does Is Magic - The Police Credit to: 'Joe' - 27 Jan 1999
- F - Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen Fixing A Hole Flight Of The Bumblebee	- G - Get It Right The First Time - Billy Joel (The) Girl From Ipanima (The) Glow Worm Song Goldfinger Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys Credit to - Hot-Chocolate (hotchocolate67@gmail.com) - 17 Feb 2005 Somehow, I don't think Brian had this in mind when he wrote it. Great Balls Of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis Greatest American Hero - TV Show Theme
- H - HALLELUJAH CHORUS - Handel Credited to: gregory brown (ghbbrown@hotmail.com) - 16 Dec 2001 (D'OH! Another blatantly OBVIOUS one. Thanks!) (From The) Halls Of Montazuma - The Marine Corps Theme Hard Day's Night - The Beatles Heat Of The Moment - Asia Help Me, Rhonda - The Beach Boys Here Comes The Bride - Traditional Wedding March Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar (The) Hokey-Pokey - Traditional Hold On, I'm Coming - Sam And Dave Hooked On A Feeling credit To: TieGress [tribble@buffnet.net] Hot For Teacher - Van Halen How Deep Is Your Love? (The) Humpty Dance - Digital Underground	- I - I Am A Rock - Simon And Garfunkle If You're Happy And You Know It.... - Traditional I Love A Parade I'm Through With Love I'm too Sexy - Right Said Fred I'm Your Man In The Mood - Glenn Miller Band Into The Woods - Theme to the Play: Into The Woods Its Raining Men - The Weather Girls (The) Itsy-Bitsy Spider - Traditional I Want To Break Free - Queen I Want Your Sex - George Michael
- J - Johnie B. Good	- K - Killer Queen - Queen Kitten's Got Claws - White Snake
- L - (The) Lady In Red Like A Virgin - Madonna (The) Lion Sleeps Tonight Little Less Conversation - Elvis aka "The King" Credit to - Adam & Kirsty B. (akbianchi@aapt.net.au) - 19 Feb 2005 Not a fan of Elvis myself, but good to see he's not forgotten. (The) Love Boat - TV Show Theme Love Me Do - The Beatles	- M - M*A*S*H* Theme 'Suicide Is Painless' - TV Show and Movie Theme Me and Julio (Down By The School Yard) - Simon and Garfunkle Mercy, Mercy, Mercy - Blood, Sweat, And Tears Mighty Mouse - TV Show Theme Misery Minute Waltz Mission: Impossible - TV Show Theme Mister Roboto - Styxx Mister Pitiful - Otis Redding Misty Mountain Hop - Led Zepplin My Boyfriend's Back My Ding - a - Ling - Chuck Barry (?) Credited to: Anna and friend (miloffee@hotmail.com) - 22 Oct 2001 (Sorry about the huge delay! Thanks!) My Guy - The Supremes
- N - (The) Night Chicago Died (The) Night They Drove Old Dixie Down	- O - Off He Goes - Pearl Jam Credit To: Rod Limerick [limmers@omen.net.au] - June 20, 1999 Oh, Come All Ye Faithful - Traditional One (Is The Loneliest Number) - Three Dog Night One, Singular Sensation - A Chorus Line - Play O-O-O! That Smell! - Lynard Skynard
- P - Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Meatloaf Particle Man - They Might Be Giants Pearl Necklace Pennsylvania 65,000 - Glenn Miller Band Pinball Wizard - The Who Play That Funky Music White Boy - ? Please, Please Me - The Beatles Pound Cake - Van Halen Credit to: Daniel Agababian [dagababi@li.net] - 13 April 1998 Pressure - Billy Joel Promises - The Cranberries Credit To: Rod Limerick [limmers@omen.net.au] - 20 June 1999 Push It - Salt And Peppa Puttin' On The Ritz - Taco	- R - Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood Respect - Aretha Franklin Rise Up - The Parachute Club Credit to - Hot-Chocolate (hotchocolate67@gmail.com) - 17 Feb 2005 River Of Dreams - Billy Joel Rock Around The Clock - Bill Hailey And The Comets Rocket Man - Elton John Rock The Boat Rock The Casbah - The Clash Rubber Duckie (You're The One) - Ernie From Sesame Street
- S - (The) Safety Dance - Men Without Hats Satisfaction - Rolling Stones Shaft - TV Show Theme (?) Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top Shock The Monkey - Peter Gabriel Singing In The Rain Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel Sleeping Bag - ZZ Top Credit to "Amanda Agens [AmandaA@otc.psu.edu]" - 4 May 1999 Slide It In - White Snake Some Like It Hot - Power Station Splish Splash (I was taking a Bath) (The) Spy Who Loved Me / 'Nobody Does It Better' - Carlie Simon Stairway To Heaven - Led Zepplin Stand By Your Man STAND UP, STAND UP FOR JESUS - proud Xtians Credited to: gregory brown (ghbbrown@hotmail.com) - 16 Dec 2001 (Hmmm... Don't know this song. But with a title like this, what the hell, right? Thanks!) Stand - REM Credit To: Rod Limerick [limmers@omen.net.au] - 20 June 1999 Still Aroused - Live Credit To: Rod Limerick [limmers@omen.net.au] - 20 June 1999 Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats String Of Pearls - Glenn Miller Band Stroke - Billy Squier Credit to - Hot-Chocolate (hotchocolate67@gmail.com) - 17 Feb 2005 Sugar Walls - Shena Easton Superfriends - TV Show Theme Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond	- T - Take The 'A' Train - Glenn Miller Band Thank Heaven for Little Girls They're commin' to America - Neil Diamond Three's Company - TV Show Theme Tits And Ass - A Chorus Line - Play Tonight's The Night - Rod Stewart Tube Snake Boogie - ZZ Top Twist And Shout - The Beatles
- U - Underdog - TV Show Theme Under The Boardwalk Uninvited Upside Down - Dianna Ross Up, Up, and Away! (In My Beautiful Balloon)	- V - Valley Of The Jolly Green Giant - TV Commercial / Green Giant Brand Ven, Michu-Michu (Here, Kitty-Kitty) - Jerardo
- W - Wake up Jeff - The Wiggles Credited to: Anna and friend (miloffee@hotmail.com) - 22 Oct 2001 (Sorry about the huge delay! Thanks!) We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel We Will Rock You - Queen When The Levy Breaks - Led Zeppelin Credit To: Tiffany Yarbrough (tyarbrough@KATV.com) - 23 March 2004 Sorry for the LOOOONG delay - Real life's been a pain. Whip It - Devo Who Could Ask For Anything More? (I've Got Rhythm) Wild Boys - Duran Duran What The Fuck Is That Noise - Stormtroopers Of Death (S.O.D.) Who Are You? - The Who Who's Zoomin' Who? - Aretha Franklin Why Don't We Do It In The Road - The Beatles	- Y - Yankee Doodle Dandy Yellow Submarine - the Beatles

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